Sunday, June 30, 2013

Paris: Some photos of Erik & Heather, the City, and Versailles

A few photos, a few stories.

Versailles, near Marie Antoinette's mansion. This swan was totally unafraid of humans.

The farm hamlet built to entertain Marie-Antoinette; still functions as a real farm.

Panoramic of Paris to the Southwest from Arc du Triomphe. Note Eiffel Tower and Heather.

 My favorite: Paris, WNW, with financial district in distance, Heather, and storm clouds.

Erik & Heather with Financial District behind, Arc du Triomphe

Erik & Heather, Arc du Triomphe, with Eiffel Tower behind

Champs du Mars, from Middle of Eiffel Tower

Erik & Heather from Middle of Eiffel Tower


 Erik & Heather from Middle of Eiffel Tower

Palace of something or rather... NW of Eiffel Tower

Seine, looking west from Eiffel Tower

Heather, very happy from Eiffel Tower

Heather, very happy from Eiffel Tower


Erik, sweaty on Eiffel Tower

Heather on our lovely boat cruise-dinner on the Seine

Erik on our lovely boat cruise-dinner on the Seine, too hungry to pose


Heather on the boat cruise, night has fallen, approaching the Eiffel Tower

Grainy but well-composed shot of the Eiffel Tower on approach. The thing is actually quite stunning.


And Heather below.


The couple in the foreground got engaged before our very eyes. They had a very suspicious nice table, chairs, champagne, and flutes. Girl starts crying and then runs over and hugs him. After this shot we see the ring go on. Very cool.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Paris Ep 4: "Cooking, Beer, and Friends"

We'll start with the fun. I'm cooking a bunch in order to save money, because I have time, and because I'm in France. To be fair, I'm not really frinding a whole lot of ingredients that I can't find in the good ol' US of A except for more cured meats and a few cheeses, though I can frnakly go get much of that stuff at Dave's Pasta. Perhaps there are other weird ingredients that I'm not even thinking of using, or maybe they're just more ubiquitous.

Anyway.

Below you get to see some Ratatouille, crepes (ok, sadly not pictured but man they are delicious), and a more simple meat/cheese/bread spread that beautifully rounds out our eating habits when I don't want to cook and we don't want to go out. Trying to do some local stuff and next is going to be pate'. Cooking's been big as we're trying to keep eating out to about once/day (or if it's more than once, one of our meals will be a simple baguette sandwich or pita or whatnot). But no complaints--we're eating very well and we've concluded that, more or less, there's no reason that the cosmopolitan parts of the United States don't live up to French cuisine. It's obviously _different_ and that's exciting, but in New York or Boston one can get food that is universally as yummy, excepting the local bakeries. Oh man.

Ratatouille, Above

Cheese/Meat Spread

We've hung out by the Seine a bunch, reading and doing work. We followed Xiao/Remi's advice and got our butts out to Oberkampf and the canal--an awesome bar district--and had beers in plastic cups on the water while the sun was out, and when it set, we set out to a few really snazzy bars--hip, artsy. The whole area was jam-packed with beautiful and hip 20-somethings, all quite relaxed and smoking like chimneys. The kind of low-energy gathering at the canal is something Heather and I can't recall really seeing in the States. But it was pretty lovely.


A morning at the cafe, with crazy capuccino



2 Panoramics of the Seine near Les Halles

A note about French bars: the beer is expensive and _terrible_. They have some Belgians that make it almost passable, but pretty much universally, the beer is lousy lousy lousy, and costs $10/pint when it's not happy hour. Don't go to France for beer. Whoever came up with the great myth that Euros have good beer and Americans don't is a con-man, a liar, and a bad person trying to make Americans feel bad. (Yes, I've been to Germany and yes, their beer is good but the Americans have a big leg up here, too.) Don't let them get to you, America: you have the best damned beer in the world, period.
On a canal near Oberkampf/Stalingrad

(NB: I think the reason Euros think Yank beer sucks is because they tried Budweiser, didn't like it, and gave up. Similarly I think Euros think our food sucks because they ate at a McDonalds and then similarly gave up. Maybe it's a confirmation bias that Americans are unsophisticated barbarians.)

Anyway: giving up beer in France and focusing on wine, which is quite good (Californian and Chilean/Argentinian is very different and just as good, arguably) and _cheap_. In the grocer you can get very good bottles for 3-4Euro. In the bars, a decent glass costs about as much. It's the cheapest glass at that price, but I think they won't tolerate really bad wine here. It's wicked good. It's hard to go wrong. By the way: stick with reds.

We made friends, too! We met two girls (Aussie and Taiwanese) while in Montmarte, whose French was _even worse than mine_. The (chattier) Aussie was really into architecture and we struck up a lively conversation about Brutalism and the Gothic movement. We then trekked up to Sacre Cour, which has one of the better views of the city (it's atop a pretty big hill). Lots of youngsters were hanging around that night; it seemed low on tourists (although peddlers of touristy things were still bummin' around--the smart ones were selling Heineken). A girl just in front of us (down a few steps on the stairs) got surprised for her birthday with a bunch of cakes. We laughed and clapped with them and told her happy birthday, and she thanked us. After a few minutes we got up to leave, but one of the surprisers insisted that we stay for a bit and eat cake with them! 'Twas lovely. Just another example of the Parisians nuking their reputation for being prickly (especially with Americans/foreigners).

Paris, at Night, from Montmarte. Yes, it sucks. Deal with it or go look for something better online.

Heather with new friend birthday cake.

Erik with new friend birthday juice and cake.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Suspense Relieved: Erik's Injury

As for why I'm done up: unfortunately, my efforts to getting in shape have undermined me once more. While doing some high-knees, I felt a snap in my right calf as if I'd been hit with a baseball (thrown quite hard). The pop was audible (Heather heard it despite us working out with music!) and the pain was, well, also audible.

Luckily we surmised that, despite the pain, the injury wasn't life-threatening, so we got our ducks in a row. We got a taxi to take us to the closest hospital (which in Canada when I ruptured a disc in my back I found that insurance would completly cover, no questions, as it's cheaper than an ambulance), and before we called, Heather (trooper that she is) packed us snacks, books, and warm clothes for me. I one-foot-hopped my way to the cab. As you'd expect, after my nightmare with a without-exception incompetent Alberta health system, I was quite worried about my foray into the French medical system.

The emergency entrance was fairly terrifyingly hard to find (it probably took us a good 7-8 minutes longer than it should have), and once we got in, we were... dismayed. Official signs were written in sharpie on printer paper and taped to the walls. Everywhere one looked was dingy, dirty, poorly lit. The wheelchair we found (just hangin' around, as if abandoned) was partially broken. Some parts of the hospital were eerily empty, others were full of just _heinously_ sick people. The place smelled funny and was really suffering from a woeful funding shortage (in fact I saw an article that I'll hunt down if there's enough demand for it about the underfunded state of the French medical system and a growing habit of importing doctors from poorer countries because the French are very short of their own). I'll be letting Stephen King know to visit for inspiration for his next novel.

The good news was that everyone was very nice and we seemed to be getting first-rate top-priority service. Everyone made sure to find people that spoke at least a bit of English for me and Heather was by my side to translate what the medical staff couldn't say in English. (Heather later mentioned it was some of her toughest--and thus best--French practice yet!) We were probably the... 15th? Or so to be in the first waiting room, but the first pulled out (within minutes!). The others there didn't seem to have particularly obvious signs of malady. (Later, one of our English-speaking doctors lamented that "everyone just calls the ambulance" whenever anything is wrong, because it is free, and I believe he was implying that he emergency room dealt with a lot of very unnecessary stuff. To those who are taking this as a political commentary I am not quite sure if I can draw any conclusions from it as I know E-Room staff in the US complain of similar woes.)

After being hustled along, the first 2 doctors saw us and prodded around on my calf and determined (as we expected) it was likely a rupture/tear of some sort. We were sent to radiology, where we waited for about 30 minutes. This part of the hospital was completely empty (and dark)--reception was empty, the halls were empty. Occasionally an orderly came by but ignored us. I almost took a panoramic of its creepiness, but I _did_ sneak this short clip of a light that flashed eerily due to a bad wire:


After a bit humans showed back up and we were taken off to... another waiting room, this one full primarily of elderly people who were clearly at their last legs and very clearly in a lot of (loud) misery. I was asked for my name 4 times, and got a bit grumpy, but have been similarly used to sorting confusion in the US. I think, as much as I hate to say it, that being young and cheerful kept attention on us and kept us from otherwise possibly slipping through organizational/operational cracks.

But finally I was pulled into a room by a very cool, young, English/French/Arabic/who-knows-what-else speaking doctor who got himself a handheld scanner for my calf. He didn't slee accumulating blood so it wasn't fully ruptured, but he believes there is a partial tear of tendon/muscle. Sad for me, it means being off my feet for a few days, and then slow, crutch-supported walking. We're re-arranging our schedule to make sure that our blitzes of the Louvre, Montmarte, Champ des Elysses, etc are not lost to us. The very good news is that I should be back to normal walking mode in about 3 weeks, so I won't have to take the crutches onto a plane.

For those who lament, "what awful timing!" remember: Fortune is a wheel that turns. I may not be at its apex as I was a day ago, but I remain very high in its esteem. I am in Paris, at a cafe as I write, about to turn to my espresso, croissant, and Toqueville. Envy me still.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Some Visits Around Paris

Alright! Time for post 2. I'm a bit done up and this is giving me some time to write... but more on that later (suspeeeeense!!!).

I'm not going to speak at too much length about any of the "usual" sights, nor provide photos (as I haven't been taking them). If I want a photo of Notre Dame (we visited), I can get plenty from the Internet far superior to my own... and so I shall speak to, photograph, and share some of the less-traveled bits or the parts that one cannot see elsewhere.

We did parouse around the Seine, from the Islands (incl. Notre Dame) all the way to the monuments and park west of the Louvre, where we visited the Musee' l'Orangerie and fell in love with Monet's "Water Lilies" (look them up but only seeing them in person can do them any justice--I nearly wept). While that may be the highlight of the trip, the second was the delightful old man that brilliantly sold Heather (all in French) "The Red and the Black" for her to translate. She was translating for me, and the shopkeep said he found my tastes "tres eclectique" as I was most interested in Seneca and a book on old Japanese erotica. In my defense, very few of the other texts made much sense to me so I picked up anything that looked familiar.

The golden sparkles you can see on the panorama of the bridge are actually padlocks. Apparently people buy them, put their names on them, lock them on the bridge, and toss the key in the water. The Seine does seem to have that affect on people, but Heather and I weren't particularly interested. The biggest cause may have been the number of locks that had an "X" scribbled over the names. This... seemed to erode some of the magic.


Another few interesting sights in our travels have been signs of political turmoil (in the French sense, not the Middle Eastern sense... perhaps it is more political "simmering"). You can see below a photo of graffiti on the sidewalk (with my shadow). It _was_ a tag standing against gay marriage, and it was scribbled over and then a heart (and then others) placed underneath in favor of gay marraige.


We saw this on a day in which a left-wing activist was beaten to death by Neo-Nazis--in Paris--for being gay. Obviously still a very, very hot issue, and one of the things we should reflect on as Americans... I think we tend to think of the Continentals as this incredibly progressive, enlightened people, that sit around smoking and spending their days laughing about how backwards Americans are. 2 things I'm learning:
1) This assumption is highly self-centered/narcissistic. They don't think about us all that often and nobody is harbouring such rage/frustration at my country that they've let me know yet.
2) The Continent, even France (perhaps the standard-bearer of Progressivism) has a huge anti-progressive movement (polls as of June 8 put a proto-Fascist party at 21% support, which was a dead-tie with the centre-right party and the Socialist party, which is terrifying).
But that aside, it makes one consider whether the two-party system in the US forces extremists to be moderate or whether the "tail wags the dog" and a few extremists have disproportionate influence. Would love to hear thoughts in the comments.

Anyway: we also saw a marching protest for we're-not-sure-what, but the marchers were quite excited to illicit our support. We smiled and said "bounjour" a few times and moved on. our destination? L'Atelier, a Michelin 3-star restaurant that was rated #24 in the world (interestingly, France's best restaurant [and a vegetarian one!!] landed only 16th, so we did pretty well). We did lunch there, which was a heckuva lot cheaper than dinner, and mostly dazzled. The sommolier was superb, and it really stood out for its service and atmosphere overall... rather than being indimidating, the atmosphere was highly casual (in fact sometimes too much so, playing Cake's "Perhaps" as music) and the waitstaff was consultative and a bit humorous. Some photos of food below, including the opening tuna salad and the closing desserts. Presentation was, as expected, spectacular. The big disappointments were the pigeon (which was tough and not very yummy), and the fact that the glass housing the coffee dessert broke and nobody was quite sure for a while whether Erik ate some glass or not. Otherwise excellent and lots of fun.




We're staying in Kremlin-Bictere, a neighborhood that is technically not in Paris but is only a few more minutes travel to any particular Parisian neighborhood than any other. We're happy for the discount, the great hostess (Daniele is quite amazing), the mindblowing boulangerie (think fresh, warm baguettes) nearby, and the big apartment, particularly with a lift for the moment (suspeeeeeeeeeeeeense!!!!). Speaking of baguettes: I am usually skeptical about the idea that one country can make a food better than another without some sort of geographical advantage (like the grape-growing valleys in Bordeaux or Napa, etc), but there are multiple breads (particularly the "tradicione" baguette) I've had that are out-and-out better than _any_ bread I've ever had in the US. One would figure the demand and smarts both exist in the US to do it and I'm wondering if anyone's able to prove me wrong here.

Other great stuff has been seeing the tombs of Voltaire and Rousseau in the crypts below the Pantheon (the Pantheon is pictured below). They are juxtaposed across each other, highlighting the tension between Voltaire's thrust toward liberty and Rousseau's humanity/egality (in fact, the two were friends until Voltaire became disgusted with Rousseau's philosophy and began attacking him in writing). Very touching and we took no photos because it was the closest I'd ever come to a place that I'd consider sacred and so we chose to leave the two great men at peace.


More to come later in Pt II, ending the suspense (promise).

 Bonus: children launching small sailboats at Parc du Luxembourg. Pretty neat, great reading location.






Wednesday, June 5, 2013

1. La vie Française

So far, every day has included a fresh baguette from the bakery down the street, cheese, espresso, a glass of bordeaux, and getting a bit lost. Daniele, our host, has been most welcoming. More or less, we are off to a perfect start.

My experience of Paris has been somewhat contrary to expectations:
  • I expected irritable: everyone has been very friendly
  • I expected sophisticated: I've seen a beer can thrown from a train (nearly hitting a lady on the platform) and people driving their cars onto the sidewalk (much to the chagrin and yelling of everyone there)
  • I expected some racism, and got it... but not towards black people in the least (it all seems directed at Turkish, Middle Eastern, and Roma/gypsy people)
  • I expected clean, and got fairly dirty
But to be fair, there are plenty of lovely things that I was expecting: gardens, charm, lovely architecture, and superb food. Photos of our environs to come soon. Today we're off to L'Atelier, a 3-star joint on the Seine, for lunch, and then it's lounging in the park with a book.